All the books for all those Christmas moods.
“Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it’s a word.”
― Christopher Moore, Fool
Ten off the Top
Johnny “Is this milk still good?!!”
The victim “Huh?! *sip* Uh…yeah.”
Johnny “THIS LETTUCE! HOW CRISP IS IT? HOW CRISP GODDAMMIT?!
The victim “It’s Fine!”
Johnny “THESE FUDGE-POPS! FREEZER BURN?! FREEZER BURN?!”
The Victim “umm..”
Clark W. Griswold Jr.: I bet you like it here, huh?
Mary: I love it here. You don’t gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom, and your house is always parked in the same place!
This is the part where I was poetical about graphic novels and you nod sagely.