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Our SPFBOX interviews continue with Astor Y. Teller, author of Them Old Bones.

SPFBO (the Self-Published Fantasy Blog Off) is a free online contest run by author Mark Lawrence. 300 authors compete across ten judging teams to see who will be the winner! You can read more about the contest [HERE]].

INTERVIEW WITH ASTOR Y. TELLER

Them Old Bones

Tell us a little about yourself and let our readers know which blog you’ve been assigned to for SPFBOX!

I’m a Norwegian author/artist gone rogue (swapped to writing in English after a quarter of a century’s futile efforts to publish in Norwegian and I’m painting (contemporary?) fantasy art which is you are not supposed to do after completing a Master in Fine Arts, but to my defence I’ve been a gamemaster in TTRPG since my teens) and I’m assigned to Before We Go Blog


What inspired you to write this book?
Actually, I friend of mine, asked me to write him a story he could use in his comics, and I said yes, and decided to have a go writing in English (feeling less nervous writing a comic manuscript in English than a book), but after writing the first part, I liked the story so much, that I continued writing until it got book-sized and I thought why not make it into a series. (Afterwards I wrote my friend another manuscript).


Can you tell us a little bit about your writing or editing process? What’s most exciting to you about writing or editing?

I’m a discovery writer who feels more like a witness to the story unfolding than having any kind of mastery over it, so I write non-stop for a week or two to churn out the first draft (it’s like binging a series that is run in your head). The interesting thing is that I’m more in a humorous mood when writing in English compared to Norwegian.

When I do editing, I’m doing my best to keep the characters as they are. After all, this is their story, not mine, and then I leave the pruning to my editors. It’s also interesting to hear what my editors think as they see perspectives of the story I haven’t thought about (but my subconscious obviously has).

 

“I have written a couple of books in other series and there is one now bursting in my head, but if I tell you what that is, it will [be] instant death.”

Who or what have been your major literary influences?

I read a mix of genres, and I don’t have one specific book in mind. I like reading memoirs (diaries), especially the unedited ones that has been found on attics long after the events described (as they put history in a new persepective), I also read a lot of sff these days, but also general fiction. If I have to chose a major literary influence it must be rulebooks for TTRPG as they were richly illustrated and formed much of my upbringing (thank you Warhammer for introducing dwarves with orange punk hairdo and chaos warriors with axes so large that you have to fight them i tight doorways).

What makes your SPFBOX book unique?

a lot of reviews say it’s quirky and there isn’t so much humorous dark fantasy around these days (that I have found)

Do you have a favourite character from your SPFBOX entry? Tell us about them!

Actually, I don’t. If I pick one, the rest of my characters will give me hell in the next books.

 

“I’m a discovery writer who feels more like a witness to the story unfolding than having any kind of mastery over it.”

How does your work fit into (or challenge) its genre?

Honestly, I don’t know if it fits. I think some might have issues with the issues I bring up, as it isn’t a cozy fantasy, but deals with content that some might find challenging.

What do you hope readers take away from your SPFBOX entry?

That it was something different from what they read on regular basis. I believe in different.

What are you currently working on?

I have written a couple of books in other series and there is one now bursting in my head, but if I tell you what that is, it will instant death, but in three weeks time I might say more. The other books are series in more serious worlds, both fantasy and sci-fi.

 

Them Old Bones

Behind a veil of treachery and haunted bones, a dragon curse is about to set the world ablaze…

Dragons didn’t exist until recently.

Neither did traitors, until Miriam Huckerpucker started nosing around in The Vault where she and the other undeads are holed up, when they are not out in the countryside picking up haunted bones, which is what they do for an unliving.

For Miriam, who has been in the game for a while, with a refined skill set in magic spelling and swordy gymnastics and mourning classes, the hard part is not bone picking but catching homing pigeons which like all living beings don’t fancy the undead at all.

When no pigeons arrive from the undead expedition to barbarian lands, where the first known dragon’s bones lay waiting, Miriam suspects a traitor is messing about with the pigeon post.

Mustering someone who is literally dying to get a new occupation and also getting an undead dog into the bargain, her investigations unravel a sinister plot far bigger than The Vault.

 

Black silhouette illustration of a bearded man in profile. He has long hair in a low, loose bun.

Everybody makes a story about themselves. Here is my take:

I started out

1) as a kid telling myself stories using my imagination, then

2) growing up to tell stories to others as a gamemaster (which I still do), then

3) getting sucked most unwilling into occult stuff (the flip side of quantum physics?), escaping that to

4) hesitantly get an education in programming, then

5) surviving dull years surrounded by the machines that go ping and keeping the weekends occupied by reading and being artful and conjuring exhaustion for the work week, then

6) saying enough is enough and submitting myself to another long streak of education, this time in art, where I started out painting (and still do) but graduated in spontaneous storytelling (or bearing witness to my imaginary worlds if you want a fancy way of saying it) then

7) start writing down these stories instead of telling them to an audience, ending up like

1) the kid I began as, telling myself stories using my imagination…

…which is the nation I prefer to be in (after doing my stint of travelling abroad) and where I go by the name of Astor Y Teller.

The rest of me can be gleaned from the books and if not, it’s not worth telling.

Steve Hugh Westenra

Steve is a trans author of fantasy, science fiction, and horror (basically, if it’s weird he writes it). He grew up on the eldritch shores of Newfoundland, Canada, and currently lives and works in (the slightly less eldritch) Montreal. He holds advanced degrees in Russian Literature, Medieval Studies, and Religious Studies. As a reader, Steve’s tastes are eclectic. He enjoys anything that could be called speculative, including fantasy, sci-fi, and horror, but has been known to enjoy a good mystery as well as literary fiction. He’s always excited to try something new or that pushes boundaries, particularly from marginalized authors. Steve is passionate about queer representation, Late Antiquity, and spiders.

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