What is Monster and How Does He Fuck?
*Right of the top if you are not into smut, this is not the page for you.
This fantastic podcast by Fiction Fans is Titled “Monsterfucking” starring the wonderful smut positive pioneer author Dan Fitzgerald talks about stories that are not sweet romcoms. They are talking about…monsterfucking. It can be fun and niche, and everyone has their thing and being sex positive about what we read is one of the best parts of being a reader in this day and age.
Some folks enjoy the sweetness of two individuals having a slow lingering kiss in a canoe with flowing water under them and a grove of weeping willows around them. Birds are chirping and a crab is singing “There you see her, sitting there across the way..” It is slow, it is sweet, it is a Disney fairy tale. But for some it is boring and they wish dear Eric would turn into a monster, grab them by the next for some consensual nonconsensual fucking. Honestly folks, it is whatever floats your boat but in this case your canoe.
From Dan:
We talk about two books specifically for the episode: Carnal Cryptids: East Coast by Vera Valentine and Dogman: The Alpha’s Knot Bundle by Sibley Stamps.
Check out the episode, along with the other excellent Fiction Fans episodes. Lilly and Sara are fantastic humans and Fiction Fans is one of my top three must-listen podcasts, and you should listen to all their episodes. But this one should come first. 😘
And read my review of Rescued by the Married Monster Hunters by Ennis Rook Bashe, which I absolutely should have mentioned, but we got carried away talking about the books we had read specifically for the episode.
In addition, I have included some of more Monsterfucking fun in case you are looking for something new to read.
1.
The Dragon's Bride (A Deal With A Demon Book 1)
By Katee Robert
“I’m sure your world has its dangers, but so far, I’ve only found delights.” “It does have its dangers, yes.” He reclaims my hand, and we resume walking down the rock path. “But I intend to keep you surrounded by delights.”
― The Dragon’s Bride
About The Dragon's Bride (A Deal With A Demon Book 1)
Briar Rose might have a name out of a storybook, but she learned at a very young age that no prince was coming to save her. She’ll have to save herself. Unfortunately, even that is an impossible task in her current situation—trapped in a terrifying marriage to a dangerous man.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, which is how she finds herself making a deal with a demon. Freedom from her husband…in return for seven years of service.
She expects the service to be backbreaking and harsh. She doesn’t expect to be put on an auction block in a room full of literal monsters and sold to the highest bidder.
To Sol.
A dragon.
He might seem kinder than his fearsome looks imply, but she knows better than to trust the way he wants to take care of her, or how invested he is in her pleasure. In her experience, if something seems too good to be true, it certainly is.
Falling for Sol is out of the question. She’s suffered enough, and she has no intention of staying in this realm…even if she leaves her heart behind when she returns to her normal life.
2.
The Beast
By Jenika Snow
About The Beast
What if the Beast never turned into the prince?
My father had just sold me off.
Bartered my body to erase his debt to the very devil himself.
A Beast of a man. Literally.
A creature whispered about amongst the villagers and feared by all.
He was a beastly visage at three times the size of a man, his monstrously huge body covered in fur. Sharp fangs and eyes that held an unearthly red glow. He had pawlike hands tipped with claws and horns that arched back from his inhuman face.
I was to live with him, to be his in every way—all ways—he saw fit.
I was to be his wife, and so I offered myself up as the proverbial sacrifice to the very devil himself.
I just didn’t expect to enjoy being with a monster as much as I did.
3.
Ice Planet Barbarians
By Ruby Dixon
About Ice Planet Barbarians
You’d think being abducted by aliens would be the worst thing that could happen to me. And you’d be wrong. Because now, the aliens are having ship trouble, and they’ve left their cargo of human women – including me – on an ice planet.
And the only native inhabitant I’ve met? He’s big, horned, blue, and really, really has a thing for me…
4.
Stolen by an Alien
By Amanda Milo
“Arokh made a low noise that rumbled not just in his chest or throat—but his nose. I politely tried to ignore how much it sounded like a velociraptor.”
About Stolen by an Alien
AROKH
I broke the rules and stole an auction item from her buyers.
Because somehow, they’d managed to abduct a Gryfala princess.
Though… she doesn’t look, or act, or sound quite like I thought one of her kind would.
But I’m merely a Rakhii gladiator; this is the closest I’ve actually ever been to a princess.
I’d be considered lucky indeed if she chose me to guard her.
Instead, I want more.
I need her to claim me.
Because she doesn’t know it, but now I can’t let her go.
ANGIE
Woke up in a freaking auction pen.
With no coffee.
But there were aliens. And they didn’t bid on me out of the goodness of their hearts.
FML.
Then this nice alien showed up in the nick of time, but he keeps referring to me as “Princess” and I’m starting to worry what he’ll do when he finds out that there’s been a little case of mistaken identity, that I’m not royalty – see, I’m not even whatever alien he mistook me for…
I’m just a human.
